This is also the reason why he chose to have the loserвЂ™s eyes plucked out.Just about the only time when heвЂ™s actually serious is whenever he sees anything eating or torturing eggs.It boils down to the fact that he knows heвЂ™s a god and can do anything he wants without any repercussions, so he chose the be a careless, happy-go-lucky guy.How he perceives concepts, like fun, is most definitely questionable, often killing people in the process of doing things, especially with playing games and making new friends.He was created before the Big Bang, being the very first thing to ever appear in existence.HeвЂ™s still alive heвЂ™s just in a time-loop doing the whole thing over again or something.He decides that the fun he could have in New Dork was done and so he gives the player a heartfelt goodbye and moves on.The player finally reaches 6 AM (it was вЂњSALAMIвЂќ at first but Flumpty did that just as a joke), and Flumpty decides that they are worthy of having their world back to normal and reverses the apocalypse and New Dork is back to before Flumpty had come to wreak playful havoc.This round was not only a test for the player, but also for FlumptyвЂ™s вЂњfriends.вЂќ If they failed to kill the player for a third time, he would kill them simply opt to do it himself, which of course is what happened, albeit at 3 AM (he got impatient).The player manages to reach 3 AM, but Flumpty changes everything.Flumpty gets the great idea to combine both the Beaver and the OwlвЂ™s corpses.

During this, the Owl chokes on the urinal and dies.

Some time passes as Flumpty creates another building for round 3.

But of course, Flumpty doesnвЂ™t want them to leave yet, so he says that they made it to вЂњSPAMвЂќ and must go through one more round to finally leave.

The player вЂњsucceedsвЂќ again, and Flumpty congratulates them, remarking that they are his new best friend.

He gives everyone their roles and round 2 begins.

Flumpty goes out and buries the BeaverвЂ™s corpse and gets the Owl from a random nearby forest.

The Eyesaur is perfected and The Beaver falls in the toilet and dies during this time as well.

He ends up getting distracted while in the middle of building as he finds a meteorite flying in the sky and kills 100 billion birds with it, starting the apocalypse.

He builds a building for the second round for some time.

Flumpty had fun and didnвЂ™t want the player to be done yet, so he replaced 6 AM with вЂњHAMвЂќ.

Flumpty then kidnaps the you, the player, who вЂњsucceedsвЂќ at the game.

Flumpty uses the corpses and eyes of 20 people to barley create the Eyesaur and it is locked in CAM 5 for the time being.

He kidnaps an unknown number of people over an unknown period of time, all of which failed at the game.

With everyone together he comes up with a twisted game that he forces everyone to be a part of and creates a building filled with references to all the stuff he saw while in New Dork.

Not satisfied with Blam being his only friend, he captures some citizens of New Dork and turns them into monsters and creates Golden Flumpty.

He visits the world, specifically a place called New Dork, and does whatever for a good amount of time, including creating Birthday Boy Blam, giving a heart-felt speech and shooting someone in the face afterwards, going on a quest to find cuppercake, and killing a guy who was cooking eggs, going to jail, and then breaking out for fun.

Flumpty comes into existence in the center of the universe and the rest of universe is formed sometime after, unknown if by his own hand.

HereвЂ™s my new headcanons that actually fall in-line with the games and the small amount of lore that it has. I no longer go by any of that and I look back on those days in utter embarrassment. Before I start this, I want to say that back in middle school when the first two games were relatively new, I was obsessed with them on DeviantArt and I was one of those people who went with the whole вЂњeveryoneвЂ™s buds they hang out with each otherвЂќ thing and went with another DeviantвЂ™s headcanon that вЂњFlumptyвЂ™s not actually a God you idiot itвЂ™s Golden Flumpty thatвЂ™s the evil one ( which ironically the story of One Week at FlumptyвЂ™s was actually going with but because of ONaF 3 it has been absolutely retconned).вЂќ

One night at flumptys 2 (aprail